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I now know how Abbot felt when Costello left, how Brinkley felt when Huntley...
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He is not laughed at who laughs at himself first.
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Man, unlike the animals, has never learned that the sole purpose of life is...
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Make sure you have finished speaking before your audience has finished listening.
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One of the most obvious facts about grownups to a child is that they...
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A good many young writers make the mistake of enclosing a stamped, self-addressed envelope,...
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The way I see it, if you want the rainbow you gotta put up...
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I say, thou mad March hare.
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Life is a fatal complaint, and an eminently contagious one.
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If I were to wish for anything, I should not wish for wealth and...