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I myself prefer my New Zealand eggs for breakfast. (After she was pelted with...
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Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn’t work out,...
Quote #8616
Any society that needs disclaimers has too many lawyers.
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Make yourself familiar with the angels, and behold them frequently in spirit for without...
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Jesus Alou is in the on-deck circus.
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Common-sense appears to be only another name for the thoughtlessness of the unthinking. It...
Quote #9697
There is nothing wrong with America that cannot be cured by what is right...
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The truth. It is a beautiful and terrible thing, and should therefore be treated...
Quote #1288
Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
Quote #16673
When you are in any contest you should work as if there were –...