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Billy Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair. Conditioner is...
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As the poet said, ‘Only God can make a tree’ — probably because it’s...
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
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It is important that students bring a certain ragamuffin, barefoot, irreverence to their studies...
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What do you mean? Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that...
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By the rude bridge that arched the flood,Their flag to April’s breeze unfurled,Here once...
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Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper.
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Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded.
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A man desires praise that he may be reassured, that he may be quit...
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Do not spoil what you have by desiring what you have not but remember...