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There isn?t much better in this life than finding a way to spend a...
Quote #26028
Don’t ever sell mankind short by saying there’s anything they can’t do.
Quote #30903
The innkeeper loves a drunkard, but not for a son-in-law.
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All that counts in life is intention.
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I remember a time when everybody I loved hated me because I hated them....
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It is what we learn after we think we know it all, that counts.
Quote #15751
Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
Quote #28598
Excuse me while I kiss the sky.
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #14087
What is called resignation is confirmed desperation.