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‘Who are you and how did you get in here’ ‘I’m a locksmith. And,...
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Personally I think birthdays and anniversaries are like menstrual cramps, a regular pain in...
Quote #12815
He who does not venture has no luck.
Quote #13948
You grow up the day you have your first real laugh — at yourself.
Quote #21867
Men are apt to offend (’tis true) where they find most goodness to forgive.
Quote #8668
There is no reciprocity. Men love women, women love children, children love hamsters.
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We are not enemies but friends. We must not be enemies. Though passion may...
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The more minimal the art, the more maximum the explanation.
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How many ages hence Shall this our lofty scene be acted over In states...
Quote #15388
The best leader is the one who has the sense to surround himself with...