Quote #33322
A man’s homeland is wherever he prospers.
Quote #7629
I beseech you, in the bowels of Christ, think it possible you may be...
Quote #3112
If more than ten percent of the population likes a painting it should be...
Quote #28042
Life is God’s joke on us. It’s our mission to figure out the punchline.
Quote #10188
It?s only when the tide goes out that you discover who?s been swimming naked.
Quote #26795
Minor surgery is surgery someone else is having.
Quote #2226
It is not true that life is one damn thing after another- it is...
Quote #19735
Merrill Morgan, this crop stuff is just about a bunch of nerds who never...
Quote #26745
That noise in my earphones knocked my nose off and I had to pick...
Quote #5005
To get the best out of a man go to what is best in...