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If we were not all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting...
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The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood...
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The only way to have a friend is to be one.
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The First Amendment is often inconvenient. But that is besides the point. Inconvenience does...
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It is only necessary to make war with five things; with the maladies of...
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Brevity is the soul of wit.
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There are times when one would like to end the whole human race, and...
Quote #31758
It isn’t the incompetent who destroy an organization It is those who have achieved...
Quote #13873
When a thing is funny, search it for a hidden truth.
Quote #28131
I hope some animal never bores a hole in my head and lays its...