Quote #34053
Being plied with fine food always puts me in mind of the slammer, cause...
Quote #21923
I’m always there to tell people that their life is not that bad. I...
Quote #20645
Beware of your habits. The better they are the more surely they will be...
Quote #33412
It’s a sign of mediocrity when you demonstrate gratitude with moderation.
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Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up...
Quote #27951
We challenge each other to be funnier and smarter.
Quote #3379
An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible.
Quote #13778
A man will fight harder for his interests than for his rights.
Quote #515
My husband said he wanted to have a relationship with a redhead, so I...
Quote #17509
The people may be made to follow a path of action, but they may...