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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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Everybody likes to go their own way–to choose their own time and manner of...
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From the point of view of the pharmaceutical industry, the AIDS problem has already...
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I never cease being dumbfounded by the unbelievable things people believe
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What difference does it make to the dead, the orphans and the homeless, whether...
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Family isn’t about whose blood you have. It’s about who you care about.
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Hope is a waking dream.
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Nothing feeds upon itself as liberality does.
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Man is not born to solve the problem of the universe, but to find...
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A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a...