Quote #790
One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good...
Quote #5773
Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration.
Quote #8869
You only live once – but if you work it right, once is enough.
Quote #2710
Everything you see I owe to spaghetti.
Quote #33455
You don’t pay back your parents. You can’t. The debt you owe them gets...
Quote #12098
My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency...
Quote #19974
People are like stained glass windows they sparkle and shine when the sun is...
Quote #13019
I drink to make other people seem more interesting.
Quote #6019
When a nation goes down, or a society perishes, one condition may always be...
Quote #33882
The man who acts never has any conscience no one has any conscience but...