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The most wasted day of all is that during which we have not laughed.
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Our business in life is not to get ahead of others, but to get...
Quote #2446
There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you.
Quote #7777
Grief is the agony of an instant, the indulgence of grief the blunder of...
Quote #31321
There aren’t any embarrassing questions–just embarrassing answers.
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It is time, it is high time… Yes, but to do what?
Quote #28949
Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
Quote #23741
Be courteous to all, but intimate with few, and let those few be well...
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If we keep doing what we’re doing, we’re going to keep getting what we’re...
Quote #26530
A person in danger should not try to escape at one stroke. He should...