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Grown-ups never understand anything for themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be...
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Those who have the command of the arms in a country are masters of...
Quote #13348
It is better to give than to lend and it costs about the same.
Quote #2559
I hate women because they always know where things are.
Quote #15025
Many have been ruined by their fortunes, and many have escaped ruin by the...
Quote #10354
Remember, the greatest gift is not found in a store nor under a tree,...
Quote #16340
Extremists think “communication” means agreeing with them.
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If it were natural for father to care for their sons, they would not...
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The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
Quote #29908
Money is a poor man’s credit card.