Quote #3568
Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors and...
Quote #19231
Debugging is anticipated with distaste, performed with reluctance, and bragged about forever.
Quote #899
Faith: not *wanting* to know what is true.
Quote #34720
One person can have a profound effect on another. And two people…well, two people...
Quote #3070
I can think of nothing more boring for the American people than to have...
Quote #4208
He who knows does not speak.He who speaks does not know.
Quote #13608
Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.
Quote #30038
Money can’t buy friends, but it can get you a better class of enemy.
Quote #9600
Beauty fades; dumb is forever.
Quote #33828
I have seen the future and it doesn’t work.