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I believe in the institution of marriage and I intend to keep trying until...
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Worship the potato The idea seemed silly to me. But then I thought, what...
Quote #30457
If you bungle raising your children, I don’t think whatever else you do matters.
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Beware lest you lose the substance by grasping at the shadow.
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Any fine morning, a power saw can fell a tree that took a thousand...
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There is no human problem which could not be solved if people would simply...
Quote #13971
Women prefer men who have something tender about them — especially the legal kind.
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The first time you do the impossible, it may take a little longer.
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As to diseases make a habit of two things – to help, or at...
Quote #354
The trouble with some women is they get all excited about nothing — and...