Quote #508
This Englishwoman is so refined She has no bosom and no behind.
Quote #22414
I think the American public wants a solemn ass as a President, and I...
Quote #16257
Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but the thing dies in the...
Quote #16719
A pile of rocks ceases to be a rock when somebody contemplates it with...
Quote #7699
Nothing is so dangerous as an ignorant friend; A wise enemy is worth more.
Quote #3558
The idea of an incarnation of God is absurd: why should the human race...
Quote #19001
Those who want the Government to regulate matters of the mind and spirit are...
Quote #20041
I am the toughest golfer mentally.
Quote #1897
Wife: a former sweetheart.
Quote #32294
A friend is someone who stays in when the rest of the world has...