Quote #5923
It is common error to infer that things which are consecutive in order of...
Quote #4016
Keep cool and you command everybody.
Quote #7008
There is no legal obligation to perform impossibilities.
Quote #12171
Oats. A grain, which in England is generally given to horses, but in Scotland...
Quote #3418
Never date a woman you can hear ticking.
Quote #5847
Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind...
Quote #11341
Be gentle to all and stern with yourself.
Quote #2015
A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats.
Quote #375
I rely on my personality for birth control.
Quote #190
If the aborigine drafted an IQ test, all of Western civilization would presumably flunk...