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The safest way to double your money is to fold it over twice and...
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Those who marry to escape something usually find something else.
Quote #4869
Come not within the measure of my wrath.
Quote #2715
Favorite color: I hate colors.
Quote #1091
The strongest of all warriors are these two — Time and Patience.
Quote #33736
Thankfully, beauty is easier to remove than apply, and a swipe of demaquillage in...
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It is simplicity that makes the uneducated more effective than the educated when addressing...
Quote #20608
Be not the first by whom the new are tried, Nor yet the last...
Quote #941
Your food stamps will be stopped effective March, 1992, because we received notice that...
Quote #33044
Pour water on a sportswriter — instant horseshit.