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Popularity comes from allowing yourself to be bored by people while pretending to enjoy...
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I am only one, But still I am one. I cannot do everything, But...
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Getting fired is nature’s way to telling you that you had the wrong job...
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It is easy to forget that the most important aspect of comedy, after all,...
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A good book is the precious life-blood of the master spirit, embalmed and treasured...
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Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
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This great misfortune – to be incapable of solitude.
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Words must be weighed, not counted.
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If you put butter and salt on it, it tastes like salty butter.
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I would rather reach for the stars, Then at least I know That I...