Quote #1879
A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawer.
Quote #2959
Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under.
Quote #28949
Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
Quote #16232
All truly wise thoughts have been thoughts already thousands of times; but to make...
Quote #7966
To ask advice is in nine cases out of ten to tout for flattery.
Quote #16476
The fact that astronomies change while the stars abide is a true analogy of...
Quote #22667
When a proud man hears another praised, he feels himself injured.
Quote #5188
One thing you will probably remember well is anytime you forgive and forget.
Quote #13568
You only live once; but if you live it right, once is enough.
Quote #28539
Fill your mouth with marbles and make a speech. Every day reduce the number...