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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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Success is counted sweetest by those who ne’er succeed.
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Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist.
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It isn’t necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It’s only necessary...
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Laws do not persuade just because they threaten.
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Treat a man as he is and he will remain as he is. Treat...
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You can’t wake a person who is pretending to be asleep. Navajo
Quote #34758
Real meaningful endeavours, the biggies in human existence, often require the sacrifice of others.