Quote #31772
Being over seventy is like being engaged in a war. All our friends are...
Quote #26022
The tragedy of life is not that man loses but that he almost wins.
Quote #14100
Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.
Quote #8380
If a man cannot forget, he will never amount to much.
Quote #3850
My parents only had one argument in forty-five years. It lasted forty-three years.
Quote #2132
It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.
Quote #18729
The ‘Net is a waste of time, and that’s exactly what’s right about it.
Quote #2685
No normal man ever fell in love after thirty when the kidneys begin to...
Quote #32393
If your prayers were always answered, you’d have a reason to doubt the wisdom...
Quote #21894
I have designed my style pantomimes as white ink drawings on black backgrounds, so...