Quote #28360
You can kidnap me and force me to be your watchdog if you want...
Quote #12596
In the end, everything is a gag.
Quote #2814
It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant.
Quote #17761
The report of my death was an exaggeration.
Quote #26278
I don’t even know what street Canada is on.
Quote #13737
Success is that old ABC — ability, breaks, and courage.
Quote #31895
The memories of men are too frail a thread to hang history from.
Quote #22695
There is no security on earth there is only opportunity.
Quote #3015
All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.
Quote #20508
Let him that hath no power of patience retire within himself, though even there...