Quote #18987
I sit here all day trying to persuade people to do the things they...
Quote #34859
If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.
Quote #32989
The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
Quote #30016
Continental people have sex-lives the English have hot-water bottles.
Quote #11724
If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?
Quote #3940
If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with...
Quote #22856
Walking is man’s best medicine.
Quote #4707
A prince should therefore have no other aim or thought, nor take up any...
Quote #30892
Your friend has a friend don’t tell him.
Quote #741
He who fights too long against dragons becomes a dragon himself; and if you...