Quote #1911
The only difference between genius and stupidity is that genius is limited.
Quote #12265
God cannot give us a happiness and peace apart from Himself, because it is...
Quote #29183
Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck-if you survive you start...
Quote #25925
If there’s anything unsettling to the stomach, it’s watching actors on television talk about...
Quote #568
The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.
Quote #17845
To be good is noble, but to teach others how to be good is...
Quote #9260
Laughter is inner jogging.
Quote #7818
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I– I took the one less traveled...
Quote #25843
Marriage is the wastepaper basket of the emotions.
Quote #24631
In the beginning, the universe was created. This made a lot of people very...