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A man said to the Universe: “Sir, I exist!” “However,” replied the Universe, “the...
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The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
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Whoever loveth me, loveth my hound.
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One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not...
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The war is not meant to be won, it is meant to be continuous....
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A man who does not plan long ahead will find trouble right at his...
Quote #29061
Nobody, as long as he moves about among the currents of life, is without...
Quote #11263
About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age.
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There was never a good biography of a good novelist. There couldn’t be. He...
Quote #8025
Look wise, say nothing, and grunt. Speech was given to conceal thought.