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The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.
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When I played ball, I didn’t play for fun. . . . It’s no...
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Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. . .The other eight are...
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Sound, sound the clarion, fill the fife, Throughout the sensual world proclaim, One crowded...
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When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or...
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A wise man sees as much as he ought, not as much as he...
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I would not know what the spirit of a philosopher might wish more to...
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My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the...
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Natural abilities are like natural plants; they need pruning by study.