Quote #30964
If you wish good advice, consult an old man.
Quote #13291
It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
Quote #24854
Real art is without irony. Irony distances the author from his material. Irony is...
Quote #33377
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
Quote #10148
Young cat, if you keep your eyes open enough, oh, the stuff you would...
Quote #8088
The absent are never without fault, nor the present without excuse.
Quote #25604
I believe that I shall see the bounty of the Lord in the land...
Quote #20653
Education makes machines which act like men and produces men who act like machines.
Quote #4528
A snake lurks in the grass.
Quote #10080
Grab the broom of anger and drive off the beast of fear.