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Well, I thought my razor was dull until I heard his speech.
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Nobody can be so amusingly arrogant as a young man who has just discovered...
Quote #21970
When you play, play hard when you work, don’t play at all.
Quote #22712
The great thought, the great concern, the great anxiety of men is to restrict,...
Quote #18933
Through perseverance many people win success out of what seemed destined to be certain...
Quote #2850
Love: The delusion that one woman differs from another.
Quote #24843
It’s hard to create humor because of the unfair competition from the real world.
Quote #16869
Do not say things. What you are stands over you the while and thunders...
Quote #22638
Sometimes I think we’re alone. Sometimes I think we’re not. In either case, the...
Quote #2810
If I ever marry, it will be on a sudden impulse – as a...