Quote #29537
I once said cynically of a politician, ‘He’ll doublecross that bridge when he comes...
Quote #3205
Melpomene was a substantial girl, thick of bosom, ankle, and forearm, rosy of cheek,...
Quote #2774
Old age is always fifteen years older than I am.
Quote #18515
Whatever I have tried to do in life, I have tried with all my...
Quote #13445
He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not...
Quote #7372
The soul is the captain and ruler of the life of morals.
Quote #12980
The human brain is like a railroad freight car — guaranteed to have a...
Quote #61
Operationally, God is beginning to resemble not a ruler but the last fading smile...
Quote #2641
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made...
Quote #7241
He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches.