Quote #2620
Truth, in the matters of religion, is simply the opinion that has survived.
Quote #23639
No man enjoys the true taste of life, but he who is ready and...
Quote #6216
Do not smoke without asking permission or sit so near (as in a train)...
Quote #27997
The darkest hour in any man’s life is when he sits down to plan...
Quote #270
When shit becomes valuable, the poor will be born without assholes.
Quote #9164
Sometimes it is harder to deprive oneself of a pain than of a pleasure.
Quote #11459
Drink the first. Sip the second slowly. Skip the third.
Quote #34705
If you believe the doctors, nothing is wholesome if you believe the theologians, nothing...
Quote #17906
I remember being handed a score composed by Mozart at the age of eleven....
Quote #832
Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.