Quote #5565
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
Quote #11404
Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends.
Quote #14349
If you are near the enemy, make him believe you are far from him....
Quote #4081
Whenever it is in any way possible, every boy and girl should choose as...
Quote #22560
It’s odd that you can get so anesthetized by your own pain or your...
Quote #723
The man who follows the crowd will get no farther than the crowd. A...
Quote #12773
Government can easily exist without laws, but law cannot exist without government.
Quote #5317
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend....
Quote #34705
If you believe the doctors, nothing is wholesome if you believe the theologians, nothing...
Quote #10713
If you are not big enough to lose, you are not big enough to...