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Speak properly, and in as few words as you can, but always plainly for...
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Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories – those that don’t work,...
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What men desire is a virgin who is a whore.
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Wit is brushwood; judgment timber; the one gives the greatest flame, and the other...
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If a man should importune me to give a reason why I loved him,...
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One has to be a lowbrow, a bit of a murderer, to be a...
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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is...
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The real hero is always a hero by mistake he dreams of being an...
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Anarchy – it’s not the law, it’s just a good idea.