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Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates… When...
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Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire public relations officers.
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The advertisement is the most truthful part of a newspaper.
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it?s when the sun shines the brightest that our shadows appear the biggest.
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To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.
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Poorly written novels–no matter how pious and edifying the behavior of the characters–are not...
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A memory is a photograph taken by the heart to make a special moment...
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I now know how Abbot felt when Costello left, how Brinkley felt when Huntley...
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Those little nimble musicians of the air, that warble forth their curious ditties, with...
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Getting kicked out of the American Bar Association is like getting kicked out of...