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Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up...
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Men stumble over the truth from time to time, but most pick themselves up...
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If you don’t know what to do with many of the papers piled on...
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I like a beautiful song that tells you terrible things. We all like bad...
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I was the originator of smack. Some guys rattle with smack with other guys...
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For this invention of yours will produce forgetfulness in the minds of those who...
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A three-year diet of rubber chicken and occasional crow.
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There’s only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I...
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It is important that an aim never be defined in terms of activity or...
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Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be...