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I am only one but still I am one. I cannot do everything, but...
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Good humor is a paradox. The unexpected juxtaposition of the reasonable next to the...
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I love making friends…. it’s people I can’t stand
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Few men desire liberty: The majority are satisfied with a just master.
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The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which...
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Your most unhappy customers are your greatest source of learning.
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Life isn’t long enough for love and art.
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I prefer the company of peasants because they have not been educated sufficiently to...