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A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and...
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Cockroaches and socialites are the only things that can stay up all night and...
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Anyone can stop a man’s life, but no one his death a thousand doors...
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Love is an attachment to another self. Humor is a form of self-detachment —...
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That old saw about the early bird just proves that the worm should have...
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From the still-vexed Bermoothes.
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No, this trick won’t work…How on earth are you ever going to explain in...
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Reading made Don Quixote a gentleman. Believing what he read made him mad.
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One thing you will probably remember well is anytime you forgive and forget.
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Green Goblin The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the...