Quote #6254
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.
Quote #4099
Once in a while you get shown the light in the stangest of places...
Quote #3424
Warning signs that lover is bored: 1. Passionless kisses 2. Frequent sighing 3. Moved,...
Quote #15707
The basis of optimism is sheer terror.
Quote #3559
Women and cats do as they damned well please, and men and dogs had...
Quote #12427
You only live once but if you work it right, once is enough.
Quote #8701
Have you ever noticed that there are people who do things which are most...
Quote #15153
Habits are cobwebs at first; cables at last.
Quote #10868
The secret to life is that there is no secret.
Quote #2372
In San Francisco, Haloween is redundant.