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Thankfully, beauty is easier to remove than apply, and a swipe of demaquillage in...
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All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.
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Every man … should periodically be compelled to listen to opinions which are infuriating...
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We’ve heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete...
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Nearly all marriages, even happy ones, are mistakes: in the sense that almost certainly...
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The man of understanding finds everything laughable.
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The incomparable stupidity of life teaches us to love our parents divine philosophy teaches...
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She gave me more than just a sweater vest that night. She gave me...
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JUDGE, n A law student who marks his own papers.
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If there?s one thing I know it?s God does love a good joke.