Quote #23091
When making your choice in life, do not neglect to live.
Quote #1948
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
Quote #21079
Problems are only opportunities in work clothes.
Quote #12345
No doubt alcohol, tobacco, and so forth, are things that a saint must avoid,...
Quote #32961
There is no chance, no destiny, no fate, that can circumvent or hinder or...
Quote #29385
Don’t wait to be happy to laugh… You may die and never have laughed
Quote #19444
Tommy Richard, who’s your favorite little rascal Alfalfa or is it Spanky
Quote #16381
My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.
Quote #24642
Funny how just when you think life can’t possibly get any worse it suddenly...
Quote #12106
He attacked everything in life with a mix of extrordinary genius and naive incompetence,...