Quote #3969
Washington is the only place where sound travels faster than light.
Quote #25865
Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.
Quote #29965
It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you...
Quote #518
All creative people should be required to leave California for three months every year.
Quote #2426
It was like passing the scene of a highway accident and being relieved to...
Quote #13020
I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.
Quote #25106
You (God) have not only commanded continence, that is, from what things we are...
Quote #15910
In oneself lies the whole world and if you know how to look and...
Quote #20085
If youth but had the knowledge and old age the strength.
Quote #1738
Few people think more than two or three times a year; I have made...