Quote #19800
There is no friend like an old friend who has shared our morning days,...
Quote #26703
They’ve taken the foot off Johnny Grubb. Uh, they’ve taken the shoe off Johnny...
Quote #28894
Do not do to others what angers you if done to you by others.
Quote #24533
I say that good painters imitated nature but that bad ones vomited it.
Quote #7874
Small opportunities are often the beginning of great enterprises.
Quote #791
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
Quote #24125
Insanity doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
Quote #13342
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
Quote #5064
If there is a sin against life, it consist perhaps not so much in...
Quote #611
Truth is always exciting. Speak it, then, Life is dull without it.