Quote #620
I stopped believing in Santa Claus at age six when my mother took me...
Quote #83
Blame someone else and get on with your life.
Quote #21385
Do not assume that she who seeks to comfort you now, lives untroubled among...
Quote #6886
Whenever you commend, add your reasons for doing so; it is this which distinguishes...
Quote #22416
Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To...
Quote #10533
A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never...
Quote #4913
An honest tale speeds best, being plainly told.
Quote #8398
An elephant is a mouse, built to government specifications.
Quote #4205
Better fare hard with good men than feast it with bad.
Quote #7412
The pride of youth is in strength and beauty, the pride of old age...