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If you’re at a Thanksgiving dinner, but you don’t like the stuffing or the...
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Science is but the statement of truth found out.
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I didn’t really say everything I said.
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You till be glad to know the President is practicing safe snacks. in reference...
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A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
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In early childhood you may lay the foundation of poverty or riches, industry or...
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It is not bigotry to be certain we are right; but it is bigotry...
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True silence is the rest of the mind it is to the spirit what...
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The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.
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All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a...