Quote #28694
Drama is life with the dull bits cut out.
Quote #12653
Every man has inside himself a parasitic being who is acting not at all...
Quote #29709
Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn’t cure.
Quote #9456
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
Quote #31091
The 6s, of course, was the worst time in the world to try to...
Quote #22401
Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.
Quote #11187
A good friend will fit you like ring to finger.
Quote #18943
I never deny, I never contradict. I sometimes forget.
Quote #3548
Stay away from needle drugs. Richard Nixon is the only dope worth shooting.
Quote #11024
I am the lizard king. I can do anything.