Quote #7049
When griping grief the heart doth wound, and doleful dumps the mind opresses, then...
Quote #7830
Computers are incredibly fast, accurate, and stupid. Human beings are incredibly slow, inaccurate, and...
Quote #24246
Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes...
Quote #30507
Let us weigh the gain and the loss in wagering that God is, but...
Quote #3614
An apology for the devil: it must be remembered that we have heard one...
Quote #17559
If we think we regulate printing, thereby to rectfy manners, we must regulate all...
Quote #9733
Men want sex. If men ruled the world, they could get sex anywhere, anytime....
Quote #25418
The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
Quote #4843
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.
Quote #13377
Where did they put pictures, comic strips, and coupons before they invented the refrigerator...