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The Soviet government is the most realistic regime in the world-no ideals.
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Commencement speakers have a good deal in common with grandfather clocks Standing usually some...
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In communities where men build ships for their own sons to fish or fight...
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Etymology, n.: Some early etymological scholars come up with derivations that were hard for...
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There’s this big pie in show business, and you physically can’t eat the whole...
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There are three intolerable things in life – cold coffee, lukewarm champagne, and overexcited...
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Nature understands no jesting. She is always true, always serious, always severe. She is...
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Blessed is he who speaks a kindness thrice blessed is he who repeats it.
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Anger is a signal, and one worth listening to.
Quote #19317
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.