Quote #8398
An elephant is a mouse, built to government specifications.
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If only it were all so simple! If only there were evil people somewhere...
Quote #34267
Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them… well, I have others.
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At the present rate of progress, it is almost impossible to imagine any technical...
Quote #32635
God is a comic playing to an audience that’s afraid to laugh.
Quote #20326
Cleo McDowell Look… me and the McDonald’s people got this little misunderstanding. See, they’re...
Quote #6933
A tough lesson in life that one has to learn is that not everybody...
Quote #12675
See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and...
Quote #26646
If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn’t lead anywhere.
Quote #30230
We’ll talk without listening to each other that is the best way to get...