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Take hope from the heart of man, and you make him a beast of...
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Heard melodies are sweet, but those unheard are sweeter.
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Good breeding consists of concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little...
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Why grab possessions like thieves, or divide them like socialists, when you can ignore...
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Sex is the biggest nothing of all time.
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The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being but to...
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If you don’t go far enough back in memory or far enough ahead in...
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For what do we live, but to make sport for our neighbors and laugh...
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A true friend is the greatest of all blessings, and the one which we...
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Half the failures of this world arise from pulling in one’s horse as he...