Quote #11174
A fool judges people by the presents they give him.
Quote #289
If you are going to do something wrong at least enjoy it.
Quote #9986
We live in a society of victimization, where people are much more comfortable being...
Quote #19962
An ostentatious man will rather relate a blunder or an absurdity he has committed,...
Quote #560
Whatever else can be said about sex, it cannot be called a dignified performance.
Quote #5376
Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.
Quote #22053
Talk of joy there may be things better than beef stew and baked potatoes...
Quote #19991
I’m not dumb enough to be a goalie.
Quote #23252
Arguments are like fire-arms which a man may keep at home but should not...
Quote #33541
If there is one thing worse than being an ugly duckling in a house...