Quote #31256
It is fun to be in the same decade with you.
Quote #32010
Hardly a competent workman can be found who does not devote a considerably amount...
Quote #3177
The trouble with my wife is that she is a whore in the kitchen...
Quote #11952
When President Bush invaded Iraq after 911 it was like Truman invading Mexico after...
Quote #14527
Nancy Reagan fell down and broke her hair.
Quote #6551
There is nothing as strong as tenderness, And nothing as tender as true strength.
Quote #17399
One never goes so far as when one doesn’t know where one is going.
Quote #7456
Teachers open the door. You enter by yourself.
Quote #6211
No human thing is of serious importance.
Quote #30815
He that is of a merry heart hasth a continual feast.